imagine cr1tikal interviews you and goes “what’s up everybody this is cr1tikal, I’m interviewing a big cutie, let’s do this shit” and in the description of the video “This is the biggest cutie of All Time”
How to use “and” 5 times in a row grammatically: A man owned a store called “This And That” and hired another man to make a sign for it. When it was finished the owner inspected the work. He discovered that the spaces were wrong so he said “the space between This and And and And and That is different. Please fix it”
NOOOO NO NO NONO FUCK FUCK FUCKIG CBS IS TELLING WOMEN NOT TO REPORT SEXUAL HARASSMENT BECAUSE IT WILL “DAMAGE THEIR CAREERS” and “HARASSMENT IS AN UNFORTUNATE PART OF CLIMBING THE LADDER” I AM SO ANGRY THEY ARE LITERALLY TURNING SEXUAL HARASSMENT INTO A NORM THIS IS NOT OKAY
This is an actual article and I’m still having a hard time believing it’s real.
"Women: don’t report when you get raped, it makes men look bad, and Men: Don’t get raped, it makes other men look bad. But instead of spending our infinite white American dollars trying to educate children and take steps towards stopping rape culture, we’re going to spend NO money and just tell you the above."
This pisses me off something fierce - but what also pisses me off is they skipped 3.